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Category Archives: the New Jersey Devils are vile bastards

Downie’s Syndrome

20 fucking games? Are you fucking kidding me? Downie’s hit on McAmmond was egregious, to be sure - at best it’s the work of an over-eager kid thinking he’s still trying to impress Bobby Clarke, at worst a pre-meditated attempt to injure (which I highly doubt) - but a 20 game suspension? That’s more actual […]

a view before

Any reputable hockey blog will do a season preview. But so will we. And by “we”, I mean “me, after many beers and a short night paying money to look at naked women”. By hell, the time I spend on the ‘nets, plus the dough I drop on preview magazines, I swear […]

on cocks

Like most people, I understand that the New Jersey Devils are a wretched hive of scum and villany. So it wasn’t a surprise when I discovered that recent Devil escapee Sc*tt G*m*z had been arrested for cockfighting.
Working for Lou “I am become ruiner of worlds” Lame-O-Rama, playing in Cockinental Airlines Arena, these things will […]